Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...