Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...