Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...