Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...