When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!