Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...