blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...