What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...