Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...