Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...