Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...