How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...