Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...