Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...