The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?