Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...