The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...