How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...