Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!