Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...