Food Better Than Men
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Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...