Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...