How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...