Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...