An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...