Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
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Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
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Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
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How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...