The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...