Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...