I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...