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One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
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Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
May I speak to the conductor
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Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Elephant Fart
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I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...