Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...