Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...