English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...