Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...