George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...