Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...