Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...