English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....