The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...