BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…