The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...