51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...