Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...