Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...