If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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Discussing finances
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The Christmas diet song
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Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
How to speak Southern
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Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...