Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.