Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Revenge of the Blondes!
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Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...