Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?