A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Expert on parenting
|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...