Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...