Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...